Japanese couple in an argument over ways of SEX
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife: Kowanini!!
Husband: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband (angrily): Na miaou kina tim kouji!
And you sit and read this interestedly as if you understand Japanese!You're unbelievable I always knew you'll try to read anything on SEX..:p
