In a unexpected turn of events Taliban fundamentalist, Sena and few unnamed fundamentalist organizations have joined hands to thwart the Valentines day celebration. The sudden development has left the world leaders scratching their ass.
A joint press release is expected any time soon from the newly formed joint venture SVD “Screw the Valentines day”. A paparazzi had shot a picture of the leaders holding their hands high similar to what the Indian parliamentarians do before elections.
To pacify their followers the SVD leaders were overhead stating that this was only a marriage of convenience and post February 14 the alliance will be dissolved and the parties will hold on to their individual ideologies. The common enemy called love seems to be the binding force uniting the ideologically different parties. This joint venture seems to have be influenced by the Indian political system where parties with different ideologies join together for power and money and latter fight against each other.
As a goodwill gesture Taliban is expected to donate 10 suicide bombers to the Sena. In return Sena is expected to magnanimously declare that Mumbai can accommodate Taliban's. This has raised a fear psychosis among other parties that Sena might cash in on the minority vote bank with this strategic move. Meanwhile minority leaders fumed that they are being made guinea pigs by different vested parties.
The intelligence wing of F1GF2 is working towards getting more updates. Till than you can check the earlier reports of F1GF2
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